Straight Talking

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Youngest Mini Princess,

The Prince went to Newcastle on the train to visit The Duke today.

The train was late leaving Waverley and just after they left, there was an announcement from a member of the train crew with a strong Geordie accent…

“Unfortunately cos the train was late gettin’ in, we’ve had nee time te give it a clean. It’s just me an’ Julie on, so there’s ganna be nee drinks trolley and DON’T USE THE TOILETS. We’ve not looked yet an ah can tell ye now…it won’t be good.”

The same announcer came along to check all the tickets. One of the passengers had a bottle of red wine and asked if there was any chance of getting a plastic cup.

“Ah’m soreh pet. We’re rammed. It’s just us doing the tickets. Ye’ll hafta drink it oot the bottle.”

I want to be friends with this lady!

C