Caught Short

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Eldest Mini Princess,

I went to have my hair cut today and just after I’d said ‘Cheerio’ to you LTJ, I walked round to Rose St Lane and almost bumped into a man standing on the corner.

“So sorry, my bad, watch out” he mumbled sheepishly.

And I realised what was happening…and had to quickly sidestep to avoid his pee stream running down the pavement as he tucked himself back in.

It was midday FFS. I wasn’t expecting to have to avoid yellow water rapids just to get to the hair salon!

Thankfully p1shy pants was nowhere to be seen when I came out and I was all coloured in for another Supper Club outing. We went to Little Capo which is brilliant. I was a bit squiffy when I came home, full of love for my Supper Club chums.

C