Mrs Perfect lives next door to Mrs Imperfect.
There is a hedge between.
The sparrows and blackbirds live there.
Security team.
Mrs Perfect likes things just so.
Mrs Imperfect wants to support the security team.
Mrs Perfect doesn't need security apparently.
Mrs Perfect and Mrs Imperfect came to a compromise.
Of sorts.

The time was right.
Mrs Imperfect cut the hedge.
Turned the tv on and fell asleep.
No blip.

My new £2 clematis.