Ausländer

By Auslaender

An Odd Birthday Treat

My total food consumption since yesterday morning is: 3 of these biscuits and a slice of toast.  Liquid consumption: a litre of orange juice, a litre of Lucozade and about 10 litres of water - and my lips are still pretty dry.

The restaurant reservation has been cancelled - no point in celebrating when the birthday old man can't eat.  There is no champagne in the fridge either.  There will be several celebratory naps.

The fever/freezing cycle is still on repeat, the pain in my joints is still there, the unsteadiness when walking is also there, and the fog in my head just never clears.  My advice to you - don't celebrate your birthday like this.

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