No. It’s. Not.

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Mary Doll asked last week what we were giving The Eldest Mini Princess for her birthday and we said that one of the presents was a Labubu doll. Mary Doll (understandably) has no idea what a Labubu doll is as this craze hasn’t really hit the Septuagenarians!

“They are sort of weird dolls but honestly, there’s no point in explaining what they are. It’s just meant to be a funny joke present.”

Mary Doll’s mind tried to fill the gap.

“Is it…something sexual?”

What. The. Actual. F

“Why would I ever give my child something sexual?” I asked with no small amount of horror.

“You said it was something funny so I just thought.”

The Youngest Mini Princess was p1ssing herself. Another normal afternoon spent with her Granny.

I made it clear that other types of humour are available!

C