Not Designed For This

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

I tried really hard but I broke and became THAT Scottish person complaining about the heat.

“It’s. Too. Hot. I. Hate. This. Weather.”

And then some bad words about summer.

Do not remind me of this next year when it rains for the entirety of July and August. My memory is short and complaining about the weather is a national pastime which makes up at least 95% of our small talk.

C