Here Be A Dragon

There are times when being a fire breathing dragon that can fly would be really handy.  

Actually there are virtually no times when it would be a problem.  

Other than cooking, you're going to like barbecued everything.

Laundry might also be a trial.  Ironing too.

Doesn't matter if you're a fire breathing dragon though. Plus you'll make the best toast ever.

Plus this is funny.  But you have to know how Kermit really speaks and the film Taken.