michigan man

By outdoorguy

Is This Old Spice...Worth the Price?

Questions and statements on a Monday.

This Old Spice may be nice,
but is it really worth the price?

Will the football fragrance be able to sell,
or will I just continue to smell?

Their display includes Goff and Stroud,
but of their price...they should not be proud.

Into my wallet, my hand will not sink,
I guess I will continue to stink.

While it is endorsed by a quarterback,
will the high price lure Timothy Jack?

I have decided not to be part of the boom,
until they perfect...the essence of locker room.

The price? 8 dollars.

Will I buy it? We'll wait and see,
but for now, I'll stick to my Degree.

The price for Degree? 15 dollars for a 5-pack at Sam's Club.

Who needs a smelly quarterback?

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