Next time...

Here is my father. A former chartered mechanical engineer.
Today's task is watch repair. Or rather the replacing of batteries.

His tools are slightly limited:
2 kitchen knives and, yes, that's a hammer.

He is now onto watch number 3. The first two don't need new batteries any more. They don't need anything, in fact. They are both completely f***ed.

I haven't laughed as hard in a while.