Image over photo today

Planning meeting on Saturday came up with “Pin the Dummy on the Baby”. Naturally, Bex took it a step further and ran mum and dad through AI to predict what the little one will look like. Results? A baby who looks suspiciously ready for a modelling contract. I can’t stop looking at it though — there’s definitely something very familiar about it. Can’t wait to see the real resemblance once she arrives.

In other, less futuristic news, I prepped the van for our trip away on Thursday. Reversing it onto the drive is basically a game of Tetris with high stakes — one wrong move and it’s goodbye telegraph pole, garage or outside light. Somehow, I managed it with millimetres to spare (photo in extras). Sent proof to Paul, whose verdict was: “Holy shit that was close.” Fair point. Let’s just say I opened the tailgate with the caution of a bomb disposal expert.