Naughty Smuts Need Love Too!

They really do. Samantha, you understood our cranky little souls. You got us. Even though we had bad attitudes and had equally bad hair, you sang the music of our hearts.

We were just waiting for the perfect boyfriend to suddenly appear in a dark alley and suggestively dance with us, making us feel like our pink feathered bangs were super fresh. Each time Samantha would run her fingers through her hair, that amazing cropped shirt would lift and scandalously expose her belly button. Every girl of the 80’s wished for that music video to be her real life. And as she twirled around, flaunting her bedazzled leather jacket, we caught a glimpse of her painfully tight pants and we couldn’t wait to pour ourselves into a pair of button-fly Levis and haul them up to our ribs too, creating the mother of all butt wedgies. And despite the tight pants squeezing every ounce of air out of our lungs, it was worth having the look. We knew our mothers didn’t approve but they could just take a chill pill because Samantha Fox was hot and we wanted to be her.