As old as you feel

This is the 'before' part of the holiday snaps. I bought this little old lady in Greece over thirty years ago, never thinking that one day I would be back, and feeling just as old as her.

The 'after' holiday snap, however, will show me returned to youthful vigour - tanned, tall, slim and brimming with health and stamina. And blonde. And legs up to my armpits.