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Yvonne with the glitter ball.

I'm off now for a few days to see how my Mum is getting on at home with the new knee she was given last week - thank you, NHS - and to get bossed about. Fortunately three of my sisters are already there, coping brilliantly, but I'm sure she'll have some jobs saved up for me, and whatever they are, I won't get them right the first time!