Cheap Hoes and Dirty Dildos...

...and only one of the statements above is a play on words.

There are no inexpensive ladies of ill repute in EcoDad's allotment, but there is a dirty pink dildo. It's the fabled odd object that found I'd way into his west Edinburgh allotment. It really begs the question, what events lead to some one hoicking a rubberised male member into an allotment area. Beer cans and doggy door bags, you can work out if not readily find conducive but what is the story behind this device which I believe Eco is going to use as a seed dibber.

The purpose of the visit wasn't particularly to be introduced to the infamous device, but to get some composting worms. I walked away with a nice tub of worms but additionally my pannier was over flowing with bountiful fresh eco goods.

Ta Eco, very much, we shall be eating like eco kings for the next week or so.