Pear? What pear?

In addition to an unripe pear, Stella has sampled the following from the garden: two potatoes, three overripe plums, several crab-apples, countless leaves and a few generous portions of grass.

Oh, and a dead bee.

In today's sporting news, Matt's team won in rugby, Andy scored a hat-trick in football, and George won the round-the-garden puppychase. Just.