Life in Newburgh on Ythan

By Talpa

Killer squirrels

That is good advice and you would be well advised to take note. They are vicious little devils with the temperament of a Velociraptor; they hunt in packs and as soon as look at you they will tear the tyres off of your car and chew chunks out of your expensive alloys. And if you happen to be on foot, well then you are simply doomed. If you use the field binoculars you might well be able to spot one of the little varmints lurking in the bushes, waiting to make his move.

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