I see you.

A fine eight legged guest appeared in our bath tub this evening, somewhat uninvited. I politely but firmly handed it its hat - using a wine glass and an envelope to transport it out of the house. First however, a short photo shoot was in order. While I readied the camera, our guest washed its two front legs, perhaps to make the hair appear more comely. It then faced the window, providing a handsome twinkle in its eyes. Shortly thereafter, we bid each other farewell.