Not sit an ordinary muffin A muffin cooked in my fabulous new toaster bought by big A who added it to his shopping list as an act of love and desperation, befuddled by my ancient dualit which was down to toasting one side of one piece at a time. I still think the old girl has life in her so will take a screwdriver to the beast in the hope I can revive her and then boast a two-toaster kitchen. That's rock n roll stuff.