Asunder

Poor Paolo Di Canio. Such a humble, modest man, always doing his best to shun the limelight, perplexed by his inability to win a match despite using his favourite tactics book (The Greatest Victories Of Mussolini). He certainly wasn't happy at the full-time whistle today, but thousands of Baggies were. Stephane Sessegnon the new hero along with Morgan Amalfitano, a man who looks like Derek McInnes and plays like Zoltan Gera; even Nicolas Anelka's starting to look the part. Next up, Old Trafford. Piss easy.

As for Sunderland: if the Mackems have any interest in staying in the Greed League, they'd do well to get shot of that odious little prick as soon as they can. I'm not sure how many better candidates there are out there, but there are few worse.