Do not judge the book by its cover

A day when I'd scratch my head and seriously wonder what it was that got me into this parenthood lark.
Can I have a second look at the small print?
What did you say the refund policy is?

A day when I'd happily swap Mimi-Medusa or Finnzexorcist for a Serano ham.

Luca was good.
He's too busy being obsessed with Skylander Giants.