Festival City

By Gery

5am Saint & GTA5

Made for each other? Although it's been around for a lot longer than the game, the advertising copy on the bottle sounds custom made to accompany it:

"Start the car. The lights are about to turn amber.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Past the alley where thieves and pimps sell corporate brews and good men soak it up like vermin, blissful in their ignorance. Past the jackhammers who want their three and a half percent. Keep going. Towards that golden orb, the size of Zeus’s ass, that hovers over this crazy town.
Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink amber, and drive like a bastard towards that saintly light."

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