Gifts of Grace

By grace

The Urge

Feeling the urge.

The purge comes on Saturday, can't wait.

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Edit: additional info clipped from comments section of earlier blip (on the link above) for those who asked:

"Clarification clearly required .....

This image is the lovely tart green apple juice that you get to drink for 6 days. Green apples more effective than red at softening gallstones but a mix works too.

You eat 'as normal' but aim for less fat. I defy anyone to want to eat anything like three meals a day when you are that full of thick, fresh and delicious apple juice.

Now comes the vile bit ...

On the sixth day have no evening meal. At 9.00pm take two tablespoons of Epsom Salts dissolved in two tablespoons of warm water. (Yeuch! This is the worst bit)

At 10.00pm mix half a cup (4fl ozs) virgin olive oil with the freshly squeezed juice of a whole lemon; shake vigorously and drink all down. (This is more palatable than the first lot.)

IMMEDIATELY upon finishing this mixture go to bed and lie on your right side with your knees drawn up towards your chin. This encourages the olive oil to drain from your stomach, helping the contents of the gall bladder and liver to move into the small intestine. The clearing out process can be quite intense with urgent loose bowel movements ? If possible spend the night in a room close to the toilet - wise advice.

By the next morning the stones will have passed. They will be green in colour and soft as putty varying in size from grains of sand to some as large as your thumbnail. You will not feel a thing as the stones pass."



#am swimming

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