Dreadlocks

Official name Badumna longinqua, common name brown house spider.
I think this is a female.

It's a very small spider, and it's living on the fence in the back yard.

With it's legs over the top of it's head, it looks like dreadlocks to me. And it's tiny, shiny black eyes look like teddy bear eyes.

Do I have an over-active imagination? You bet!