I hate this bike.

I saw this chap on the beach with his bike and thought of Basil Fawlty thrashing his car with that tree.
I think the guy was telling his bike that this is it. "you've let me down so often, you've got to go. First it was the chain, then a puncture, then the brakes and now you won't change bloody gears. I've had enough, you're going for swim."
And then he throws his bike in the sea !