Knitter's costume

Ok-I hate dressing up for Halloween. But orchestras like for the musicians to perform in costume. I refuse to wear anything that could be interpreted as sexy/slutty and I don't like scary costumes. So I made a giant ball of yarn! I measured myself before wrapping it but it does look small now...stay tuned to see if I can fit this onto my body! And if I can, let's hope I can also play horn in it.