Some are not so lucky

Guinea Pigs must rue the day when their primeval genes set out on the Guinea Pig route. Not only does everything want to eat them but they are so good at being the archetypal recipient of various experiments and research projects that they even had a job description named after them.
The lucky ones get to stay in cages and be pampered by girls.
I missed my own 2 years blip yesterday - or was it last week - or is it tomorrow? That's what going on holiday does to you.