Wheref my teef?

Being a reformed one myself, I know the first thing a hardened smoker does when he wakes up in the morning is light up a cigarette.

Fortunately I don't have false teeth (in part because I stopped smoking after my dentist told me it would make my teeth fall out), but I imagine if you do, they're the first thing you reach for in the morning.

With all that in mind, the poor false teeth wearing smoker who left this little lot outside my office last night is probably not having the best day.

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