Day 8 In The Blipfoto House

10.48 am. Most of the housemates are in the lounge discussing the complete DOG'S DINNER they made of yesterdays shopping task. Tempers were high and to ensure it didn't descend into complete CHAOS, B.B. piped some INCIDENTAL MUSIC into the house to calm things down.

CHRISM was about to go into the garden and as he HERRKLANTZed out of the window, he noticed it was raining, so he took his MACKINTOSH with him, and went off to feed the EVIL GOATS and the BLUESHEEP.

11.02 am. Back on the sofas, talk was continuing about the task. 'We would have won if it hadn't been for certain people! AKEDI KNOW NO RULES, and you want to watch THESLY1, and even though everyone said they were JUST TRYIN', I don't think so'.

12.35 pm. PORTLYBELLYMAN was sitting by the pool with GRANDMAMA talking about the standard of dress in the house. 'honestly, that skirt is so short, you can almost see KAYBEES BITS!'

As it was JIMS 44th, B.B. told the housemates there was a cake in the diary room. They all went to have a LOOK. It was chocolate sponge, decorated with chocolate frosting and delicate SUGAR MAGNOLIAS. The CHOCADDICTS were happy.

5.15 pm. A disturbance was heard coming from the direction of the sauna. As the door burst open, shouting was heard. 'I know what your game plan is you swine. MY AIM IS TRUE unlike yours, and I am here to make sure you don?t WIN-PIG!'


Who goes? You decide.