Mask.

When you can't face something, sometimes hiding is best.
But not like this.
This is not a good disguise if you want to blend into the background.
I know this because I tried it recently at my recent court appearance
for shaving puppies against their will.
M'lud was not amused.
Even when I told him a really funny joke about a high court judge,
a vibrator and a donkey wearing my favourite tripe hat.