what I learned today

Did some amateur sleuthing earlier today and very informative it was too.

Nipped out for a coffee and a wee read of the papers. (Ain't Sundays great?)

So, everyday is a schooldays. So what did I learn today? Well, let's see

1. Duncan Bannatyne enjoys sex and has had an eye job as he thought he was begining to look like John Prescott.

2. Yoko Ono is 76 and claims that her first memory is her birth.

3. Posh Spice wants to cut off Eddie Murphy's dick

4. If your stools* don't float, it means you're not emitting methane, so you're a bit more environmentally sound than most people and all cows.

5. Not to eat at Hermann's in Stirling.

6 Always take a lime and a chilli in your hand luggage to enhance the flavour of airline food.

7. Norman Maclean has been sober for 16 weeks

8. Next week is National Espresso Week (tut, if it's not one thing it's another)

9. The practise of taking drugs to enhancing brain performance is called cosmetic neurology

10. Our very own Red is a great photographer (i didn't learn that today, we all already knew that didn't we?)

I am uploading quite early. I've not had my tea yet. So if anything exciting happens between now and bedtime, you will all have to wait until tomorrow to hear about it.


*posh word for jobbies.