"Hello. My name is 'Moss'. I'm a 9 month old border terrier. My mum is taking me with her to work just now. Her colleague saw me and couldn't resist snapping a photo. Of course, I duly obliged and gave a smile... I had to stop gnawing on a bone, and I don't do that lightly! He smelt like another dog I've never met. He told me his name is Archie and that he is mental. Not sure if I should believe him?"
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