Look into my eyes...

....Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.

I have not been sneaking into your home, scooting behind sofas, jumping out from dark corners, and then going back out again to rule your garden and its feathered occupants with a paw of iron.

Three, two, one... You're back in the room.

Hi, I'm your neighbour's cat, have we met?

;-)