Kitchen capers

Casey (left): Wot's this then? Dead mouse?
Truffle (right) No, shrew!
Casey: Well eat it up girl! Don't play with your food.
Truffle: Shrews aren't edible - it's a toy!
Casey: Toy?
Truffle: Well, I whack it and it skids along the floor and then I pounce and whack it again and...
Casey: What's with all the torn-up newspaper then?
Truffle: That's another game. I hide the shrew in the paper and then I pounce...
Casey: Cats!
Moritz (thinks): My sister is so stupid. As soon as her attention wanders I'll grab that shrew and add it to my collection under the fridge - ha!
(It's a very smelly hobby he has.)