Yes I will!

DO NOT STAND ON SCALES FOR BAGS ONLY

Putting a sign like this on is naturally going to tempt me stand on it.

I'm nearly 30 & have no real interest in computer games but people telling me I cannot have a 'sold out everywhere' PS4 too, has only pushed me to find & buy one.

So what have I learnt? I don't like being told no, I weigh 11st 4lbs & have an expensive Japanese ornament.