Santa's Slave

That evil fat man in the red suit with the white beard made me do it! He told me if I didn't charge into the fires of hell sneak to the shopping center in the middle of the night and buy junk my kids don't need lovely presents that will make my children happy, then there would be no Christmas!

Well, I survived the fires of hell midnight shopping spectacle spectacular and saved Christmas!

I hope my children see me as the hero I aspire to be, rather than the slave to materialism that I feel like.

'Tis the season :)