How's about that then?

At £145.50 each year the TV licence is a burden for those on the cusp of poverty.
Fear no more since according to the TV Licensing Authority “You need to be covered by a valid TV Licence if you watch or record TV as it's being broadcast.”
When they visit your property, the licence police have no right of entry. Tell them that you only watch catch up TV on line and it would be best if they went away.
If they refuse to go away quote dead BBC millionaire Jimmy Saville’s punch line “How's about that, then?”
That should do the trick.