Where did you get that hat?

Where did you get that tile?
Isn't it a Spiffy one,
and just the latest style.
I should like to have one,
just the same as that,
Wherever I'd go,
they'd shout: "Hello!"
"Where did you get that hat"

It really was far too warm to wear this, but he insisted. We compromised; he was allowed to wear it to show off to everyone at nursery, provided it left in my pocket straight after.

This was deemed acceptable after some deliberation.