Everybody's got something to hide..

..except for me and my monkey. Probably because my monkey* is pretty big, 6 feet finger tip to finger tip, he couldn't hide anywhere.
I picked him on an online sale many years ago when I first worked in Kendal. My wife has never been a fan and Clive (the monkey) has always lived at my parents and never moved in with us. One day I'll sneak him, we may need to move to a bigger house first though.

*ok he's an orangutan, so technically an ape.