Face

Yes, here's me, my actual face 'n all, with me ole uncle Jay, returning from a Christmas day trip to the pub. I had a pint of something or other, he had a shot of whisky like a true Scotsman. We are walking along the old railway track not too far from here. It was torn up many moon ago and turned into a bucolic walkway between the ancient settlements of Starbeck and Bilton.

"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."
- Oscar Wilde