national po yum day

a friend recently pointed out

that us Scots don't do poems

we do po yums


we are good at rolling our rrrs

have perfected the glottal stop

and get far more out of the letters CH

than our southern cousins ever will


which


depending on your ears


makes po yutry reading

of po yums long

and po yums short


either po


or very, very


yum