The Carb Show!!

Now playing at your local supermarket!! Featuring...more cereal choices than should be legal! With special appearances by maple and fruit syrups to drizzle and improve those healthy choices such as oatmeal and muesli! A convincing performance by crunchy fruit tarts, playing the part of nutritious fiber, loaded with vitamins!

And back by popular demand, a special guest appearance by....the frozen pizza island! Delivering a heartclogging performance, it reminds us that there is nothing better than carbs and fat together...on thin crust, thick crust, french bread and yes, rolled up in bite size, microwaveable dough pockets.

They've just completely rearranged the isles...this is entrapment.