Whilst Rome Burns

I did a bit of that. Same as Nero. Most enjoyable. I might even do a bit at JS's Burns Supper. Whilst the toast Burns. We shall of course toast Burns too. That's only proper.
Earlier I'd been out at Denis's putting together a draft budget for the next six months at the boatie club. They'll pay no attention of course, and just continue their hare-brained schemes. The latest seems to be to put French windows in our portakabin which is on the roof of the shower block.
Look, I've got to get off and get that alarm set. Retirement is over!