'Departure'

This is Adam, late of this parish. I remember blipping him before nigh on three years ago. His partner has had another child in the interim.

I think it shows.

Adam has been up from 'head office' to 'hand over' some of his 'ongoing projects' because Adam is 'buggering off' to another job.

'Git'.

I hate 'quotes'. Imagine them with accompanying finger movements. Yep, that's you riled too.

We'll miss you.

'Git'.