Die Hard in Rivendell final episode

Elrond (left): 'We cannot thank you enough Lego Ninja, Rivendell is saved. As a sign of our gratitude we bestow on you the title 'Friend of the Elvish Kingdom' - an honour never before given to a human. It entitles you to 25% off ticket prices and 10% discount in the Rivendell souvenir emporium. Terms and conditions apply'.

Lego Ninja (AKA Mrs. Legodude, third from left): 'Much obliged. If you need my assistance again, just dial 0800 - legoninja'.

Arwen (second from left): 'I'll write that in the phone-book'.

Hippy (right): 'Wow ninja lady, your aura is so intense. Do you, like, embrace the concept of free love'?

Lego Ninja: 'Ask me that again and I'll emasculate you'.

Hippy: 'Bummer'.

THE END

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