The day begins as it means to go on

I have seen a lot of self portraits on blip that are artistically lit and photoshopped, if you ever met the person i am sure there would be an element of disappointment. i have taken the opposite approach, this is how i look at 5am when the dog has woken me up because he wants to go out for a dump.... apparently i wasnt quick enough out of bed so he staged a Bobby Sands style protest ... on the rug. The smell makes me retch cleaning it up, hence the improvised nasal adornment, and yes i have broken my nose ... twice. So if anyone ever meets me in person at least they can only be pleasantly surprised after this. ps thankfully the dog usually has better sphincter control and this is a rare occurence