Taphophile

Fear not, the husband is still alive and kicking. Mores the pity

He is now the proud father of a bouncy baby kidney stone measuring in at 5mm, or 13/64 of an inch, if you're that way inclined. Kenneth Kidney Stone was firmly wedged in there, so a natural 'birth' was impossible. Kenneth has since been sent for testing.

I popped to the local cemetery on my way to the chemist to procure the husband some drugs. Picked out a nice plot. He'll love it there.