Just a minute or two

My toothbrush has this timer on it, to tell you when you've brushed for two minutes.

And like a good little robot, I follow its orders.

Brushing twice daily, that's four minutes every day.

Which adds up to 28 minutes - nearly half an hour - a week.

Or, over the course of a year, more than 24 hours.

A day.

A whole day.

Spent brushing my teeth.

No wonder I haven't got time for the things I actually want to do.