Dialogue (Overheard), Then Blipped.

Paddy; "I'd have made a good jockey, wouldnt I, Joe?"
Joe; " Oh yes, lots of jockeying to be done in your neck of the woods."
Paddy; "Do you think so, Joe?"
Joe; "Oh yes, it would take a stableyard of jockies to do all the riding that needs done up there, and more, maybe"
Paddy; " And I'd be the man to do it, you think, Joe?"
Joe; " Without a doubt, Paddy, sure you could ride for Ireland"

This is true, I swear.
Rathvilly people are as odd as a bag of badgers.