BLACK AND WHITE

The thing about not having children is you have to buy your own toys.

But at least you don't have to share them.

It said 'age 12+ with adult supervision' on the box. I made sure there was no adult in the room and boy did I have fun. It might have been a good idea to have worn old clothes but hey, what does a 12 year old know?

And I may need to redecorate the kitchen ...... black.