Ban shopping malls?

It was a day of work today. I know, a Sunday too.
However, my mum was down for a day and I met her for an early tea in Westfield.

What I want to know is, who likes these places? They're too big, anonymous and I always get lost. I mean it took me 25 minutes to find level 2! I want to turn and run out the door as soon as I walk in. I reckon we should 'ban' all shopping malls. (Grumpy ole so and so I am).

So, instead of the gloss of the shop windows, I became quite obsessed with the signs. After a bit of mucking around, here is the partial sign for a shop. No prizes for guessing . . .